do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
“we’ll take the lot!”
wow harry maybe some of the other kids on the train wanted some candy
but nope i guess the boy who lived is entitled to the entire fucking trolley
this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has and never will.
tbh I think everyone should watch this anyway because it’s very clever and very powerful
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True love defies all the rules.

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julie andrews looks younger than half of them
Oh my heart. So much joy.
omfg
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acceptable pet names:
- babe
- baby
- sweetie
- cutie pie
- darling
- honey
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- cthulu
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- Leslie
- floor
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald